Friday, June 30, 2023

I Have Discovered The Most Irrelevant Fact Of Anyone So Far


 This only took the consumption of  four Disarrono Sours ( form of Amaretto ) and one bong hit of freshly grown " Lemonade Haze," but I found it.

Pay close attention:

Every Yankee pitcher who has ever thrown a perfect game, has a first name that begins with "D."

One Don

Two Davids

One Domingo.

And I am the first Yankee fan to identify this clear trend. 

Happy July 4th.

12 comments:

JM said...

Revelatory post, Alphonso. This may be the new Chariots of the Gods.

AboveAverage said...

Better that JM than Faces of Death . . .

Local Bargain Jerk said...


This can only mean one thing:

Deivi García!

Mildred Lopez said...


Who's next? Drankie Montas? Derrit Cole? Don Joshaldson?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

LBJ nailed it. They have to call him up to the big club.

BTR999 said...

Don’t forget Dick Fitts!

AboveAverage said...
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HoraceClarke66 said...

That's pretty funny, Mildred!

Doug K. said...

I just posted a game day thread with big news.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Alphonso...here is my recommendation: When watching the Yankees, switch to an Indica strain to reduce your anxiety. I suggest any of the Kush varieties such as Purple or Blueberry.
I don't think I've ever had Lemon Haze but if I want to be more alert and contemplative, the old Sativa standby of Acapulco Gold is my go-to....if I can find it.

Alphonso said...

Love the blueberry idea. Thx.

TheWinWarblist said...

Oh! Oh! My nipples explode with delight!