It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Soto on Yank fans: "They have a spot in my heart." Yank fans on Soto: "We'd prefer it on his liver."

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Thursday, December 12, 2024

Soto on Yank fans: "They have a spot in my heart." Yank fans on Soto: "We'd prefer it on his liver."

Posted by el duque at 5:25 PM

Soto has one of his flunkies draft a "Thanks, everybody" statement, and he thinks everything will be okay.

Yeah...

4 comments:

Pgpick said...: As long as he is taking care of his family, you know…..?
$760M just not sufficient to ensure that security. Give me a fucking break. What a crock.
All the best as the star of a long term loser organization, dude.; December 12, 2024 at 8:23 PM
13bit said...: Long gone, so long, Juan
We'll think of you when you're gone.
And scream when you're home.; December 12, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Publius said...: Soto had a suite run in the Bronx.; December 13, 2024 at 12:22 AM
JM said...: Now THAT is a major league pun, Publius.; December 13, 2024 at 7:40 AM

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