It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - Nearly June - Injuries Loom, Edition !

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Wednesday, May 28, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - Nearly June - Injuries Loom, Edition !

Posted by AboveAverage at 11:30 AM

Hear that POP! That TEAR!

FALLING apart EVERYWHERE!

I WANT MY MOMMY!

16 comments:

Doug K. said...: In a world of pain
sports gives us a chance to smile
Unless it's the Knicks,; May 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
edb said...: Injuries loom with Tissue Mon Stanton.; May 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
AboveAverage said...: It is not Tuesday
As JM would say, sue me
I would blame Monday; May 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: When you're retired
The day can be in question
They all look the same

You will be there soon
Wait, you have youngsters at home
You'll never retire; May 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I did have tacos
Doesn't' that mean it's Tuesday?
It is in my mind; May 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
AboveAverage said...: They have Tacos there?
They likely aren't Tacos
Rather Faux Tacos; May 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: The proprietors
are from Ixtapa. They seemed
real to this gringo.; May 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
AboveAverage said...: well then me convinced
get me some of those tacos
6:38 start time; May 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: You'd have to go to
Groton, Mass-hole-ville. Sorry
They don't deliver; May 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
13bit said...: Man was born to die.
We fall apart all the time.
Clods are not exempt.; May 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: I particularly like how Soto somehow looks grumpier and grumpier every day in the Traitor Tracker picture.; May 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Look at him! LOOK!!!; May 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Mee mee mee mee!; May 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
TheWinWarblist said...: Wait. What is Leiter doing out there?; May 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
TheWinWarblist said...: Hey! Look at that!?; May 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
TheWinWarblist said...: Thuu-uhuhuhuhuhuhuhUHUHUHH Yankeeeees WEAAAAN!!!; May 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM

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