Nobody knows baseball as much as I do. I'm the only person who can fix this disaster of a team, everybody is saying that. Remember when the Yankees were really great? That's because I was telling George Steinbrenner what to do. That's why they had such great champions on the team. Hank Aaron... not Henry like the woke crowd says, it was Hank. I remember talking to him and saying Hank, you and Ted Williams have made this team unbeatable. The Yankees won so many games, so many. 27 straight pennants, people said it was impossible, but I did it, me and George, it was beautiful. Perfect seasons. They never lost, many people don't know that. The woke socialist media never talks about it. You go on the liberal interweb and you'll never see it, never. Well, we're gonna change that. We're going to get rid of all the immigrants keeping American players off the roster. They sell ointment, they steal from the clubhouse. No more. Not when I take over the team. I'll rule the American League, I'll rule the Little League, and my hands are not little, I have great hands, perfect hands. Every woman I ever raped said so, even the jury that convicted me unfairly of 34 frauds said I have perfect hands , you can ask them.
Trump's latest executive order was just issued to all executive branches wherein he invokes the old common law principle of prima nachta, Latin for "first night":
"I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America, hereby lays claim to bed every woman in our great country on the first night of her wedding, or in the event that she will lose her virginity to her boyfriend, on the last night of her virginity. I also authorize, enable, empower, and direct my cohort, representative and delegate, Elon Musk, by the principle of executive delegation of the right of prima nachta, to impregnate every such woman that he deems Caucasian, descended from Western European ancestry, meeting such standards as per my approval, in order to form a more perfect nation and to make America great again."
Yes, Jazzper to the IL. The Invisible Man, Your Bit Vivas, has been recalled. Will he play? Can he be photographed? He was the only one in SWB actually hitting. Hope he doesn’t spit the bit…
"President Trump said he would rename Veterans Day as “Victory Day for World War I” and designate May 8 as “Victory Day for World War II” to celebrate U.S. military victories, the Wall Street Journal reports."
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Nobody knows baseball as much as I do. I'm the only person who can fix this disaster of a team, everybody is saying that. Remember when the Yankees were really great? That's because I was telling George Steinbrenner what to do. That's why they had such great champions on the team. Hank Aaron... not Henry like the woke crowd says, it was Hank. I remember talking to him and saying Hank, you and Ted Williams have made this team unbeatable. The Yankees won so many games, so many. 27 straight pennants, people said it was impossible, but I did it, me and George, it was beautiful. Perfect seasons. They never lost, many people don't know that. The woke socialist media never talks about it. You go on the liberal interweb and you'll never see it, never. Well, we're gonna change that. We're going to get rid of all the immigrants keeping American players off the roster. They sell ointment, they steal from the clubhouse. No more. Not when I take over the team. I'll rule the American League, I'll rule the Little League, and my hands are not little, I have great hands, perfect hands. Every woman I ever raped said so, even the jury that convicted me unfairly of 34 frauds said I have perfect hands , you can ask them.
Message from DJT to Hal S: STOP!
Okay, that was a very triggering way to start my day. Never do that again. Or I'll be really angry this time. Really really.
Fuck CashBrain.
[Tips cap to JM]
Golly Grampa, why is it so loud and bright?
Why is grandma crying?
What is that really bad smell?
I want my mummy and daddy.
Message removed for reprogramming
This is more disturbing than current events. Or Boone's latest idiotic move.
What is? That Jazz is going on the IL instead of being an injured triples machine?
Do you remember a NY Post story that covered an argument between the doughnald and Marla Maples in a Target parking lot in New Jersey?
This just in from Rooters News Service:
Trump's latest executive order was just issued to all executive branches wherein he invokes the old common law principle of prima nachta, Latin for "first night":
"I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America, hereby lays claim to bed every woman in our great country on the first night of her wedding, or in the event that she will lose her virginity to her boyfriend, on the last night of her virginity. I also authorize, enable, empower, and direct my cohort, representative and delegate, Elon Musk, by the principle of executive delegation of the right of prima nachta, to impregnate every such woman that he deems Caucasian, descended from Western European ancestry, meeting such standards as per my approval, in order to form a more perfect nation and to make America great again."
Bryan De La Cruz is our savior...
Hammer, God's gonna get you for that
Yes, Jazzper to the IL. The Invisible Man, Your Bit Vivas, has been recalled. Will he play? Can he be photographed? He was the only one in SWB actually hitting.
Hope he doesn’t spit the bit…
Viva Los Bitos!
Duque - Where's the post that the phrase, "crafty veteran left hander" will now be replaced by " crafty victory in World War Oneian left hander."
for clarity's sake...
"President Trump said he would rename Veterans Day as “Victory Day for World War I” and designate May 8 as “Victory Day for World War II” to celebrate U.S. military victories, the Wall Street Journal reports."
No, I don't. That must have been gratifying to read.
I meant your grampa and grandma comment. Eek.
His idiocy is greater than Boone's. Far, far greater.
Why does he have an Amish beard in the Braves' official photo?
I wish ALLCAPS was still with us. It would make my day. The flames would brighten the darkest of nights.
Which person in the Yankees' front office is bribing The Times?
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6327492/2025/05/02/yankees-best-starters-high-a-minor-leagues/
It included photos….
You guys are beyond en fuego today!
Is there anyone here good at Photoshopping? If so, please add MS-13 to the knuckles of Hal, Cashman, and BaBoone.
@AA.... Little-known fact: Marla is the granddaughter of Mugsy, who appeared on The Adventures of Superman.
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