Breaking: Stanton says "Keep the faith" to the three remaining Marlins "fans"

"I would say to hang in there. They're going to go through some more tough years. ... Maybe watch from afar if you're going to watch."

Rivalometer: All-Star Edition

"I'm looking forward to it!"

"It's not the end of the world!"

While some credit superstitious "juju," the Yankees are 11-1 since the development of Rivalometer Science

UPDATE: 12-1!

Nats GM: Jeter's "the ultimate!"  

$173m buys few All-Stars 

The countdown goes on

Our long national nightmare is over.

Jeet signed. On to Cliff... and Carl?

The Captain

Trouble Every Day

Derek scratched from tonight's lineup. They say it's a right oblique something something. I don't know what that is, but I think it has to do with slashing your jugular while shaving yourself in public, for money.

Jeter's in...LOVE?

Reports say Minka Kelly has done what Mariah, Jessica (Alba & Biel) and Johansson could not...tie down the world's, no, the universe's most desirable bachelor.

Report says Jeter and Kelly have been spending "time" in Puerto Rico. Could they be wooing Bernie to come back for another season? Or, most likely, they were just auditioning Bernie's guitar skills for the wedding...

A personal message from our captain

Jeter's replacement

The Yankees are going global in their search to patch their lineup until Derek Jeter returns.

The rookie is pictured below, shown with the girly backpack rookies are forced to carry to the bullpen every game.

An obituary

Jorge Rafael Posada Villeta born 8/17/1971 died 4/8/2008
Derek Sanderson Jeter born 6/26/1974 died 4/7/2008

R.I.P.

Ode de Jeet

Dearest Derek,
As you sit there on the bench.
Why must you run so hard?
And make our teeth clench.

Oh valiant Derek,
We need your inside-out swing,
No one else can fill your shoes,
And guarantee us a shiny new ring.

Derek, Derek, Derek,
When you wake up this morn'
I hope you feel fresh. You know,
As naked as the day you were born.

To you we cry, oh Derek,
To slip into those tight pinstripes,
To hit, steal, and win,
So Stubby doesn't gripe.

Shocking allegations to be made in Canseco's next book

The concluding chapter in his trilogy will offer some stunners...

1. Derek Jeter once remarked, "Fiddledee-dee! Why should I care about poor people!"
2. A-Rod’s computer password is "Jessica."
3. Curt Schilling keeps dirty paperback novels in his locker.
4. Roger Clemens wife owns a coat made from Dalmatian puppies.
5. Randy Johnson once asked him for directions to the street where his steroids dealer lives.
6. Gary Sheffield often asks guys what lottery number they intend to play – then he plays it himself!
7. Cal Ripken takes CDs from the local library, rips them and makes copies without paying.
8. Behind his back, Manny Ramirez calls David Ortiz "Big Fatty."
9. Once, at a pool party, Tom Glavine claimed the water was "perfect," when in fact, it was really cold.
10. Johnny Damon is a snitch. You can't trust him with a secret.

Nautical But Nice!

Not to be outdone by the Captain of the New York Yankees...


...the Captain of the Texas Rangers struck this pose for the next Men's Vogue.



Mens Vogue:
Lightning Rod
A-Rod's Off-Season Workout
Slideshow & Quotes About A-Rod

Happy St. Patrick's Day to ...

god ...

country ...
and Senator John McCain!

Exclusive: Coolness in a box

Call now, and we'll send you our "The Life You Imagine" collection of Derek Jeter coolness.

Yankee Insider: Phil Hughes gives us a peek inside his spring training scrapbook

Wowser, wowser. We've been given EXCLUSIVE access to Phil Hughes' spring training scrapbook, with scenes TOO HOT for his blog.

Check it out:

Breakfast at the condo

Giambi and Karstens arrive in camp in "the best shape ever."

Some guy from MLB talked to the team about banned drugs.

We had some sweet birthday cake for Chase Wright

After Saturday's game, the Captain took us sailing

Chevrolet Player Of The Game

Gamer Wil Nieves collects an "attaboy" from the Captain after contributing an RBI double and a run in Sunday's 7-5 reaming of division rival Tampa Bay.