Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Shocking allegations to be made in Canseco's next book

The concluding chapter in his trilogy will offer some stunners...

  1. Derek Jeter once remarked, "Fiddledee-dee! Why should I care about poor people!"
  2. A-Rod’s computer password is "Jessica."
  3. Curt Schilling keeps dirty paperback novels in his locker.
  4. Roger Clemens wife owns a coat made from Dalmatian puppies.
  5. Randy Johnson once asked him for directions to the street where his steroids dealer lives.
  6. Gary Sheffield often asks guys what lottery number they intend to play – then he plays it himself!
  7. Cal Ripken takes CDs from the local library, rips them and makes copies without paying.
  8. Behind his back, Manny Ramirez calls David Ortiz "Big Fatty."
  9. Once, at a pool party, Tom Glavine claimed the water was "perfect," when in fact, it was really cold.
  10. Johnny Damon is a snitch. You can't trust him with a secret.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So THAT'S what Schilling uses his socks for...

Anonymous said...

Superman is really Clark Kent.

I'm Bill White said...

I've also heard that the film version will be broken up into two parts, just like the final Harry Potter book.

Insiders say that the end of "Film 1" will feature an intense locker room fight during the 2000 season between Canseco, Glenallen Hill, and Luis Polonia after Canseco "replaced" Polonia's hair gel with The Clear.

Barry Pepper is reportedly in talks to play Shane Spencer in the film.