Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Bush Sends Brownie to Burma


Promising to support the recent tragedy in Myanmar, President Bush has vowed to capitalize on the Administration's learning experience with New Orleans, and send Brownie to organize relief efforts.

"There are many FEMA trailers still parked in an Arkansas field, and the President is authorizing their immediate transfer to Yangon," one spokesperson ( not for attribution ) told IIHIIFIIc.

"Stories get worse by the hour," said one Yangon resident who did not want to be identified for fear of Government retribution.

It is expected that Brownie will perform his first fly-by on AirForce One, as soon as he returns from Aruba.

1 comment:

1600 said...

In lieu of humanitarian aid, the US will first drop leaflets, saying "duck", to be followed with mouldy FEMA trailers.
The tragedy worsens every hour.
The humanity!