Hot scoop: When he returns, Phil Hughes will be wearing glasses.
Didn't Mookie Wilson once say, "Hitters get no passes from pitchers in glasses?"
Either way. Eyeware requires a sense of fashion. One needs the right frames for the right occasion. It's not easy.
For example, if taking on the mighty Redsocks, Phil should choose a professional, "I'm here for business" look, the look only Calvin Klein can provide.
Of course, not every appearance should be so rigid. If battling the young Tampa Bay Rays, Phil might chose a pair of metal "Mods."
Oh, come off it, people. We can't always be sitting on big games. Now and then, Phil will enjoy a Yankee 14-3 rout. For those occasions, in the fifth, we say, go "Finch."
Finally, there are times when, instead of looking fierce, a guy just wants to look earnest. Hey -- maybe there'll be a candlelight dinner in it later. That's when Phil needs "Ancona."
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Phil Hughes' Next Look
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I think he should just wear frames, no lenses. Y'know, like maybe it'd have a psychological effect.
Phil Hughes should wear sunglasses during day games.
I'd like to see Phil in some cool sunglasses at night like that video from the 80's.
I'm not sure if this was just a hoax or actually real, but I've heard of people who get a piercing between the eyebrows which supports lenses without frames. That would REALLY make people think.
here's a picture of what I meant: http://tinyurl.com/56c9ks
I worried that when Phil returns, in the manner of Clark Kent, nobody will recognize him.
I think Phil, in the big red frames, should be our employee of the month for June.
Here is the basis:
He has finally come clean with Yankee brass. He can't actually see the catcher's signals or glove; he broke a rib coughing; he is helping me win my 11,000 - 1 bet in Vegas.
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