Ol' Ketsupsock Cries "No Mass!"

Curtis Montague Schilling is out for the year, out for the decade, out for a pack of cigarettes.

Let's breathe a sigh of relief: Looks like he's going to make good on his promise to never pitch for the Yankees.

Oh, we could say negative things about the man, but let's not go there. Instead, let's remember him on his wedding night, when there were better things to shed blood upon than socks.