Saturday, June 14, 2008

EXCLUSIVE: We're 3 over .500, and Boston has no pen

BALLGAME OVER...


SEASON OVER...

THE YANKEES WIN... THU-UHHH... YANKEES WIN


Bank on it. Refinance your house, call Countrywide, the subprime thing, whatever, and go to Vegas. Put it on the Yanks. Because we are now 3 games above .500, and even though the Redsocks won today, they're crying in their beer, because their bullpen can't hold a lead.

Okijima is toast. Batters lay off his trick pitches. He walks them. Or they hit him.
They have no bridge to Papelbomb.

But it's worse. Papelbomb cannot hold a lead. He had two outs, two strikes, on some Shelly Duncanesque bum from Cinncinati today. He gave up a game-tying HR, then nearly hyperventilated another Midwest tornado.
Craig Hanson is a nutjob, Farnsworth on ecstacy. Manny Delacarmen? Hell, let Manny be Manny. He's Manny Delacarmen, for keericesakes.

Breaking: We are six games out of first.
Six games.
Do you believe it?
Six games.
Three over .500.
Three in a row.
Six games.
Three in a row.
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST YANKEE TEAM EVER! WOO-HOO.

3 comments:

wading bird said...

You mean HBO is not gonna make the epic movie ".500" about the 2008 Yankees?

Anonymous said...

First place in three weeks. Mark it down.

Seer Fonzy said...

Dre...eeee....eeeam...dream,dream,dream,...dreeeam.

- the Everly Bros.

The flatulent socks still beat the Reds, even though Papeljerk blew it...

This team will soon, telecommute its way back to .500.

I can see it in the stars.