Yogi-isms about Sex that Yogi Never Said (and Certainly Would Not Condone)

It ain’t oral ‘till it’s oral.

It’s like karma sutra all over again.

If a woman ain’t gonna come, nobody can't stop her.

Who can think and screw at the same time?

When everybody sleeps with her, nobody sleeps with her.

She’s really short, like that Hobbit guy, Dildo.

Inside her, it gets late pretty early.

If you see a fork in the road, use a rubber.

She’s easy, so I’m hard.

She had an orgasm on her leg, so we sterilized it.

Nookie ain’t worth a dime any more.

Viagra. It’s the erection you need, if you don’t have an erection.

I voted for Bush in the last ejaculation.

A lot of my layings, I never even laid.

You can get off a lot just by watching.

Ninety percent of her tits are half-fake.