Redsocks to tour with Styx

Troops, I'm not going to sugarcoat this...

Apparently, Manny and Co. have hooked up with the hottest act in rock.

Yeah, baby! I'm talking the one and only fuginay... STYX!

--- Comesailaway, comesailaway, comeSAILAWAYWITHMEEE-EE-EE...!

--- Get up! GET UP! GET BACK ON YOR FEET, YOR THE ONE THEY CAN'T BEET AN YOU KNOW IT... AAAAAAAW, COMOWN COME-ON...

--- DOMOARIGOTO, MEEESTERROBOTO -DOMO (domo)...

YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! STYX!

Until now, I thought we had a chance. Now, I'm not so sure.

Anybody got a number for Blue Oyster Speedwagon?