Happy Thanksgiving, everybody

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

10 Campaign Slogans for Curt Schilling

1.
CURT SCHILLING FOR SENATE!
Anything to end that stupid blog


2.
Vote Curt Schilling to Senate!
Because Jim Bunning is senile


3.
VOTE FOR CURT!
He hates the Yankees as much as we do!

4.
CURT SCHILLING IN '10
LET THE SHILLING BEGIN!

5.
Elect Schilling!
Bring torture back home!

6.
Vote 4 Schilling
He'll start the drilling!


7.
Send Curt Schilling to Washington!
Would they give us Elijah Dukes?


8.
I'M A BLEEDING HEART FOR CURT!
He's a bleeding ankle for me!


9.
ELECT SCHILLING!
Face it, we're doomed, anyway!


10.
Curt Schilling for Senator!
Hey, what's spinning in Teddy's grave?

4 comments:

William Dukenfield said...

f. that

Another win (and bid after the ninth).


The roid svx lose, tampa wins, texas wins.

A very good evening overall.

Time to celebrate.

William Dukenfield said...

...(and BIG after the ninth)

...started celebrating too early...

Anonymous said...

Curt Schilling for Senate!
Jesus Christ our LORD AND SAVIOR commands it!

Raven King said...

Vote for Curt
Get a case of free ketchup!