Ladies and gentlemen, the nominees are...As a special "Welcome Back" peace offering.... Javier Vasquez.
Winner of the coveted Yankee 5th Starter Award... Phil Hughes.
He stole our hearts, yet we scrapped him... Jon Weber.
Winner of the Yankee 8th Inning Bridge to Mariano Silver Medal... Joba Chamberlain
He stole our hearts, yet we scrapped him... Jon Weber.
Winner of the Yankee 8th Inning Bridge to Mariano Silver Medal... Joba Chamberlain
Winner of the Yankee 25th Man Bronze Leotards... Marcus Thames.
For one day, he used Buffalo as his Tampa... Alex Rodriguez
The Greatest Human Being in History... Derek Jeter.
Cross-Throwing Pitchvestite... Pat Venditte.
Just for bein'... Nick SwisherBecause it's cold down in that mineshaft... Kei Igawa.
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Spring training is a weird thing. John Weber, who hits the cover off the ball all spring, doesn't even get a cup of coffee in the Bronx to cap off a stellar minor league career.
And yet Marcus Thames, who's been so crappy for all of March that he might as well have used a rolled up newspaper when he stepped to the plate, gets to go north with the big club and receive major league hotel accommodations AND meal money.
And on top of that, they tore down Gate 2 of the old Stadium.
Cashy, you got some splainin' to do....
"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs." = classic
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You're not going to let a guy who hit .483 get beaten by a freak show carnival act, are you?
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