2004

Don’t empty out your party drawer,

Or gaily prance around the floor,

It’s time, my friends, to slam this door.

Let's not relive two thousand four.

Don’t ditch your wife like Albert Gore,

Or act as if we’ve won this war.

In fact, we know not what’s in store…

Let's not relive two thousand four.

Of course, be thankful, evermore.

And celebrate each Yankee score.

But one point we must not ignore:

We cannot let them force game four.