Suggested Clause For Girardi Contract Extension

Article I.
Manager shall not read, consult, consider, frantically or otherwise, any binder or similar collection of statistical information in any format during any game.

Article II.

Should Manager take any of the actions set forth in Article I, Ownership reserves the right to instruct Manager to wear clothing suitable for a middling accountant from Peoria, Illinois, accessorized by a red Swingline stapler that he must carry to/from every trip to the pitcher's mound.