Carefully charting the regular season -- using a simple logrythmic regression, with the 'Q' variant based on log-Sobolev inequalities -- Alphonso recognized that after he does NOT post -- (non-post = W minus X) -- the likelihood of Yankee victory expands exponentially.
Thus, he will not post as long as the Yankees keep winning.
Hopefully, others out there can draw wisdom from what one lone fan is doing for his team, franchise and country.
Are you helping?
NOTE: THIS IS NOT A POST BY ALPHONSO. YOU DON'T SEE HIS PICTURE ANYWHERE, DO YOU? NOR IS THE MAN QUOTED. THIS IS NOT AN ALPHONSO POST.
LEGALLY, THERE IS NOTHING THE JUJU GODS CAN DO TO PUNISH THE YANKEES BECAUSE WE ARE MERELY REPORTING A WORKABLE JUJU STRATEGY. IT IS HIGH WISHES TO STRESS THAT IF THE JUJU GODS ATTEMPT RETRIBUTION, OUR LAWYERS WILL RESPOND QUICKLY AND FIRMLY.
SECONDARY NOTE: THIS IN NO WAY SHOULD IMPLY OR INFER ILL-FAITH TOWARD THE JUJU GODS ON THE PART OF IT IS HIGH. ON THE CONTRARY, THIS WEB SITE CONSIDERS THE JUJU GODS EXEMPLARY IN EVERY WAY. IN FACT, IT IS HIGH WISHES ON THIS OCCASION TO DOFF ITS PROVERBIAL CAP TOWARD THEM FOR A JOB WELL DONE, AND FOR HAVING THE PROFESSIONALISM TO RECOGNIZE THAT THIS IS NOT A POST BY ALPHONSO... OR IN ANY WAY A SUGGESTION THAT IT IS HIGH IS BOASTING.
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