Friday, October 1, 2010

The Rays are screwier than we are

Curb your gnashing, Yankiverse.

For all the moaning about how bad we are, at least we're not Tampa.

City of Champions
Super Bowl
Stanley Cup
Arena Bowl



Yeah, we're old. Doddering. Eaters of creamed corn. We should break like pencil-lead refills. But the Rays -- they're still in their 20s. They haven't had time to log multiple DWIs. They're on their first marriages. What's their excuse?

We've won 4 of our last 10. If we'd been tied with Toronton, we'd be Paris Hiltoned in Tokyo. But the Rays, they've won 5. They couldn't even beat us in a 4-game series. Glad we're not them. But have we ever won an Arena Bowl?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Buck Foston says. Do they have the "Senior Bowl" there too?

Anonymous said...

Creamed Corn ? More like pureed peas. The better to gum with our dentures out.