If Mighty Thor called Yankee play-by-play, what would his homerun catchphrases be?

"HOME RUN FOR BRETT GARDNER! GARDY GOES ASGARDY!"

"BRAZEN REDSOCK HURLER, FEEL NOW THE WRATH OF A-ROD!"

"BEHOLD! NO ONE SHALT DOUBT AGAIN THAT THE GRANDY MAN CAN!"

"BY THE URINE-TOUGHENED PAWS OF POSADA, LET FLOW THE JUICES OF GEORGIE!"

"ROBBIE CANO-OOOOO-DINNNNNN!"

"LO, THINE ENEMIES SHALL FOREVER BEAR THY MARK, TEIXEIRA!"

"THE MELKMAN COMETH, AND THE MELK MAN GOETH, BUT ONLY ONE BEING HATH BOURNE THE POWER OF SWISHALICIOUSITUDE!"