Friday, May 20, 2011

The Rapture IS getting close


He's hitting .318 over 132 at bats.

He does not need any more Triple A at bats.

Maybe that civil engineer did the math and got confused over which Jesus was going to arrive this month?

Because Jesus is coming.

1 comment:

Joe De Pastry said...

In honor of Macho Man Randy Savage, snap into a Slim Jim while watching the game tonight.