666? A-Rod is - well - STILL within two home runs of SATAN.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

John honors the "Melkman's" return by "delivering" his homerun catchphrase

For centuries, philosophers have debated the essential question:

Does a Yankees's Sterlingtonian homerun catchphrase continue after he is traded?

Tonight, we learned the answer.

After Melky Cabrera homered, John spake the golden words: "The Melkman delivers." (But his heart was not in it.)

Be prepared. We may someday hear, "Hinske with your best shot," and not in a good way.

No comments: