How about Brack Friday?

Let's sign the beanpole, Andrew Brackman, to a realistic contract - something below the gazillion he was making - and bring the boy back for another try.

Yeah, I know he's pushing 28, he can't throw strikes, and he takes up two seats on the bus... but it was fun thinking about a 6'10" pitcher who might someday hook-up with a Susan Sarandon healer from "Bull Durham" and be unhittable, in a Randy-Choate-against-lefthanders sort of way.

Hey, ya never know...