Bernie Fine, the Rhyme

Bernie Fine, Bernie Fine,

Please don't make me ride the pine.

Cease the tickling of my twine.

Slamma jamma, Bernie Fine.

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Bernie Fine, Bernie Fine,

Your one-on-one, I must decline.

I do not wish to drive the line.

Double dribble, Bernie Fine.
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Bernie Fine, Bernie Fine,

This pick-and-roll upsets my spine.

Don't penetrate my free throw line.

Violation, Bernie Fine.