Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Scientific timeline graph outlining empirical case for Yankees signing Yu Darvish


The graph clearly identifies a roller-coaster trend line trajectory from Hideki Irabu (1990s) to Hideki Matsui (2000) to Kei Igawa (2010). Therefore, we can expect Yu Darvish to extend the line dramatically upwards toward 2015. 
(Source: Herman Cain Stats & Pizza Barn)

3 comments:

bennyboy said...

They throw once a week. They use a different ball. They pitch to hitters who are 150 pounds and eat nothing but raw fish.

Spending $100 million dollars on a Japanese pitcher is not wise. Next year we can buy Matt Cain and John Danks. PATIENCE.

Joe De Pastry said...

How long is his hair?

JM said...

does he have a sister? can we get her, too?