(SPECIAL TO PAGE SIX) Forget the nuclear winter. It's the atomic hot stove league! Yankee hero Alex Rodriguez showed off a lesion-free complexion Friday, rising from his concrete bunker with his lady fave, ex-pro wrestling diva Torrie Wilson. Breathing bottled oxygen, the postcard-perfect pair autographed coffins and posed with fans for photographs and Geiger counter readings. "The hip feels great," A-Rod assured reporters. "I'll be back by September 15!" A-Rod said he'll miss the Yankee-Red Sox rivalry, now that Boston no longer exists, but the Blue Jays - with 15 confirmed survivors - look like a contender. The super-slugger nixed any notion that the world is ending: He has five years left on his Yankees contract. Plus, he's got another Torrie in his life. Clad in a lead-lined halter that revealed her own ample "fallout," the pinstriped princess glowed, not only with love - but radiation. Hey, she's survived an A-bomb... with A-Rod!