One day Wild Card looms for John & Suzyn all-time S--tlist: Two peeves enter, one peeve leaves

One day Wild Card looms for John & Suzyn all-time S--tlist: Two peeves enter, one peeve leaves

Thursday, December 20, 2012

AROD AND TORRIE'S PAGE SIX CELEBRITY UPDATE FOR DOOMSDAY

(SPECIAL TO PAGE SIX) Forget the nuclear winter. It's the atomic hot stove league! Yankee hero Alex Rodriguez showed off a lesion-free complexion Friday, rising from his concrete bunker with his lady fave, ex-pro wrestling diva Torrie Wilson. Breathing bottled oxygen, the postcard-perfect pair autographed coffins and posed with fans for photographs and Geiger counter readings. "The hip feels great," A-Rod assured reporters. "I'll be back by September 15!" A-Rod said he'll miss the Yankee-Red Sox rivalry, now that Boston no longer exists, but the Blue Jays - with 15 confirmed survivors - look like a contender. The super-slugger nixed any notion that the world is ending: He has five years left on his Yankees contract. Plus, he's got another Torrie in his life. Clad in a lead-lined halter that revealed her own ample "fallout," the pinstriped princess glowed, not only with love - but radiation. Hey, she's survived an A-bomb... with A-Rod!

1 comment:

John M said...

Ichiro, finally. Two years. Shoulda been for 5, lock the guy up until he's 77 or so.

Hey, Barfield can still hit. Anyone know where he is these days?