(SPECIAL TO PAGE SIX) Forget the nuclear winter. It's the atomic hot stove
league! Yankee hero Alex Rodriguez showed off a lesion-free complexion Friday,
rising from his concrete bunker with his lady fave, ex-pro wrestling diva
Torrie Wilson. Breathing bottled oxygen, the postcard-perfect pair autographed
coffins and posed with fans for photographs and Geiger counter
readings. "The hip feels great," A-Rod assured
reporters. "I'll be back by September 15!"
A-Rod said he'll miss the Yankee-Red Sox rivalry, now that Boston no longer exists,
but the Blue Jays - with 15 confirmed survivors - look like a contender. The
super-slugger nixed any notion that the world is ending: He has five years left on
his Yankees contract. Plus, he's got another Torrie in his life.
Clad in a lead-lined halter that revealed her own
ample "fallout," the pinstriped princess
glowed, not only with love - but radiation. Hey, she's survived an
A-bomb... with A-Rod!
Thursday, December 20, 2012
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Ichiro, finally. Two years. Shoulda been for 5, lock the guy up until he's 77 or so.
Hey, Barfield can still hit. Anyone know where he is these days?
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