(SPECIAL TO PAGE SIX) Even in her lurching, reanimated state, 20-year-old zombie superstar Miley Cyrus wowed a somewhat disoriented red carpet crowd Friday night,
strutting her only-mildly disfigured frame for the annual "Yesterdays of
Tomorrow" awards, where the ex-Disney star - now ex-life - was honored for her posthumous work in caring for homeless severed arms and legs. In a
wound-revealing gown, the former Hannah Montana showed
the zombarazzi how she stays fit - by continuous walking and avoiding human
entrails. What's next? "Gahh," Miley said, with an eye-popping wink - literally
- as she dragged a fractured-yet-shapely ankle along the pavement. Once again,
Hollywood has found its "It Girl." And "it's alive!" Sort
of. You gahh, girl!
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