666? A-Rod is - well - STILL within two home runs of SATAN.
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Posted by el duque at 6:19 PM
1. A-Rod lost until whenever.
2. No catchers available.
3. No thirdbasemen available.
4. No rightfielder available
5. Nobody to trade with.
6. News reports say he has no authority to make offers.
7. Lose Eli Whitney (who teams have passed around like a bong)
8. Eric Chavez signs elsewhere.
9. Fat Jeter jokes on Internet.
10. No building to rappel down.
11. Anger that Grammy nominations skipped Clay Aiken.
12. Travel time means have to miss new Gerard Butler movie.
13. Rejected by Youk? SAY IT AINT SO.