Kevin Baker's book is here!

Kevin Baker's book is here!
"... an exemplary sports book..." Kirkus Reviews

Thursday, December 20, 2012

KIM KARDASHIAN'S PAGE SIX CELEBRITY UPDATE FOR DOOMSDAY

(SPECIAL TO PAGE SIX) "OMG! Just coughed up blood, gross!" voluptuous Kim Kardashian tweeted Friday, dazzling onlookers in spray-on leotards, a tank top and mile-high stilettos, while touring abandoned Hollywood pharmacies in search of leftover antibiotics. Along with super-stud boyfriend Kanye West, the toned and shapely reality TV temptress dutifully covered her nose and mouth - but little else - as she joined celebrity looters in emptying the shelves for undisclosed charities. A jubilant Kim emerged with an armful of laxatives and cough syrup, which she later sipped on the curb with bankrupt sideshow mega-siren Octomom, who is said to be dating her hospice attendant. "Got me a syrup fix, but threw it up, ugh!" Kim twittered later, adding a frowny face. Hey, to keep up with the Kardashians, this death plague better go viral.

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