The mooning of Papi? Dare to BELIEVE

The mooning of Papi? Dare to BELIEVE
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Thursday, December 20, 2012

KIM KARDASHIAN'S PAGE SIX CELEBRITY UPDATE FOR DOOMSDAY

(SPECIAL TO PAGE SIX) "OMG! Just coughed up blood, gross!" voluptuous Kim Kardashian tweeted Friday, dazzling onlookers in spray-on leotards, a tank top and mile-high stilettos, while touring abandoned Hollywood pharmacies in search of leftover antibiotics. Along with super-stud boyfriend Kanye West, the toned and shapely reality TV temptress dutifully covered her nose and mouth - but little else - as she joined celebrity looters in emptying the shelves for undisclosed charities. A jubilant Kim emerged with an armful of laxatives and cough syrup, which she later sipped on the curb with bankrupt sideshow mega-siren Octomom, who is said to be dating her hospice attendant. "Got me a syrup fix, but threw it up, ugh!" Kim twittered later, adding a frowny face. Hey, to keep up with the Kardashians, this death plague better go viral.

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