Tuesday, July 4, 2023

Biggest win of the season?

Great win last night. Here's where we sit...


With Judge, we take the wild card.
Without him, nothing.

Afternoon game today.
Have a great Fourth!


69 comments:

DickAllen said...

This Orioles team is going to be scary for the next few years.


But never mind that! Look at Little Tony: Over his last 15 games, he's batting .373 and an .862 OPS

And now that mighty average is up to .225!

Please, Aaron, get that toe jam cooking. I know how this is all going to end, but it might be nice to have something to cheer about in the second half.

Happy Independence Day one and all!

The Hammer of God said...

Very good win last night. But I suspect that the Yanks will now get to work on pissing away the rest of the series. I think there was a series earlier in the year where Judge homered to tie and they won the game, only to botch the rest of the series. It's the 2023 Yankee way.

Even when (and if) Judge comes back, I don't see this team making the wild card. Their competitors for the last playoff spot will get stronger as the race goes down to the stretch run, while the Yankees mostly collapse. They will miss out by at least a few games. The PR department will get to work with its bull about how injuries derailed their season. Boone might be exorcised as a sacrificial lamb, but Cashman will be lauded as a genius. Nothing will change for the better for at least the next few years.

AboveAverage said...

Haiku Tuesday - 4th of July Edition

Part One:
The Beginning:

FIREWORKS BOOM BOOM
IF WE CONTINUE TO WIN
CASH AND BOONE WONT GO

The Archangel said...

The answer to the question is yes.
So far.
Happy 4th gang !

DickAllen said...

As much as I love the Yankees, these last few years have descended into disappointment, and lately that has begun even before spring training starts.

So what is a fella to do?

I've decided that I'm not going to turn my back on them (in spite of how much I detest the incompetence of those three brainless fools running ruining the team). So, the only thing left to do is to enjoy whatever moments of joy that come my way.

I will continue to root for Little Tony, hope Judge returns healthy, and pray for the immediate departure for that lug nut at third.

Life is hard enough without watching those three donkeys sink the ship, but every now and then (like last night) brings a brief moment of joy (not hope - I'm not that delusional). This is not a championship caliber team and will once again fall short of (unrealistic) expectations, so I'm going to (dare I say it?) "...always look on the bright side of life..."

Go Yankees!

Fuck you Harold, fuck you Boooooone, and a very special fuck you to The Intern, you untalented little weasel.

But, always, GO YANKEES!!

TheWinWarblist said...

What the fuck happened last night?

TheWinWarblist said...

GO LITTLE TONY!!!


"Unwavering positivity."

DickAllen said...

And while I'm on the subject of small, joyful moments:

Clarke Schmidt, in his last seven games is 1-2, but he's posting a 2.41era

So, today is another chance for hope. Hopefully.

Constantly Wavering Positivity!

The Hammer of God said...

Volpe is now doing what I thought he was capable of, being a very dynamic player. Actually, during this run, he's exceeding my expectations for his potential. I hope he doesn't get pull happy again because of that home run yesterday. He should continue to try to hit almost everything to the opposite field.

The Hammer of God said...

Clarke Schmidt might be starting to learn how to pitch. For much of his time in the majors so far, this guy has pitched like a bona fide idiot. I always thought he has excellent stuff. He needed to learn how to get hitters out. He still makes really stupid mistakes. Let's hope he continues to weed out the unforced errors from his game.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Happy 40th anniversary of Dave Righetti's no-hitter! 4-0 v. Boston, July 4, 1983—with Boggs going down swinging for the last out.

Not too shabby!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Just when I think this Yankees team is ready for the knacker's yard, they pull off a game such as last night's.

And...just when I think they might turn it around, they have a series like the one in St. Louis.

As a great man once said...

Happy Fourth, all!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Happy birthday to the Master!

Happy 4th to all.

Don't become six finger Johnny celebrating. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jz3XBJQjfk

Kevin said...

What in Sam Hill is goin' on hear? Yesterday there was happy talk regarding Judge. Today he is talking about the possibility of surgery in the off-season. Who the hell IS calling the shots, Dr. Frank N. Furter?

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Happy 85th Birthday John Sterling. Win one for the old man.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The Daily News headline reminds me of Luis Sojo's hotel alias -- Harry Pelotas.

Carl J. Weitz said...

I was at that 7/4 no-hitter. Sitting in the bleachers. If I remember correctly, they only opened the center-field bleaches with big crowds expected. It was the second game of the doubleheader and what I remember most was that it was one of the most hot and humid days I had ever experienced. Extremely uncomfortable perhaps enhanced by the large amount of hash smoked on the way to the game. And the booze likely added to my body's dehydration. Where my friends and I sat, there was only access to one concession area so you had to wait to get a cold drink. People were lying on cardboard, some recovering from heatstroke. A few of us wanted to leave early and a bit later prayed for Boston to get a hit but as Righetti was pitching a no-hitter we just could not.

AboveAverage said...

Haiku Tuesday - 4th of July Edition

Part Two:
33 1/3:

LET ME TAKE YOU DOWN
ROOT ROOT ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM
MAKE YOUR MOTHER SIGH

Carl J. Weitz said...

@ Kevin: Yeah, yesterday, Dillon Lawson said Judge looked like the same hitter as he was before the injury as far as balance and power in his legs. "The best scenario we could hope for" in regards to rehabilitation of the injury. Today, they run a story saying Judge is wondering if his toe will ever feel the same again.

AboveAverage said...

@ Carl did u see my Dillon Lawson link yesterday where he was interviewed last week?

He is a super genius of such intellectual prowess that I do honesty believe is wasting his mighty lobes working in the baseball entertainment industry.

The man should be spending his time think-tanking somewhere hidden hundreds of feet below the ground for the betterment of all humankind.

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JM said...

AA, love the Lennonesque haiku.

The woman who sang the anthem should really ratchet down a key or two. Holy cow, the ear pain.

JM said...

Gleyber Day!!

JM said...

Hicks plays Bauer's hit terribly. That's our Hicksy.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Guess that means Hicks wasn't pretending to be bad just to be released. He really was as bad as he looked.

Kevin said...

Yep, badly played. But the stats don't show THAT. Well, not the publicly available ones...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Not watching, was he cheered for that play?

DickAllen said...

Hicks is getting the raspberries he deserves. Paulie the Apologist and that other guy both playing up the sympathy angle.

Wankers. All three.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Decoration Day lol. Is he 85 or 185?

DickAllen said...

Stanton doesn’t even have warning track power.

ranger_lp said...

@DickAllen…agreed something is not right with Mike…

AboveAverage said...

My iPhone autocorrected rain into race earlier.

What’s the world coming to.

O’Neil and Kay are at their very best today.

Captivating, informative, entertaining and…..


HICKS!!!!!!


hahahahahahahaha

ranger_lp said...

Schmidt had it and then he lost it…

JM said...

Fuck

AboveAverage said...

All of this damage occurred immediately after O’Neil and Kay said that Schmidt was really dealing today.

Thanks guys.

You’re responsible

ranger_lp said...

Gleyber finally makes a good base running decision…

JM said...

Nicely done, Gleyber

AboveAverage said...

Haiku Tuesday - 4th of July Edition

Part Three:
Almost Three:

IF MY NAME WAS KU
I MAY SAY HELLO TO YOU
WOULD YOU SAY HAIKU

JM said...

Reminds me of my old girlfriend Jean. Never tired of "hi, Jean."

AboveAverage said...

jm - also werks for Gene.

Mildred Lopez said...


My wife thinks Wandy looks like Rodney Dangerfield

JM said...

It's the eyes.

Wtf was that caterwauling posing as singing? Jesus, the talent booker at the Stadium needs to go along with Cashman.

ranger_lp said...

Jose!!!

AboveAverage said...

A Trevino grows in the Bronx

JM said...

Ole, Jose? Okay...

JM said...

AA, you're on fire today.

AboveAverage said...

Gleyber Torres should of course be traded after today’s game

ranger_lp said...

Two Yankee runs score…Bader…

Rufus T. Firefly said...

...or during it.

ranger_lp said...

Ya think the Yanks think this is an important series?

JM said...

This Bader guy is pretty good. One good move by the Genius.

AboveAverage said...

Bader has great energy- even with no hair.

One could say Master Bader has a great stroke.

(But I won’t)

Hinkey Haines said...

Carl, I had an offer to go to that game. I’d just finished a road race in Staten Island & we thought, nah, we’ve got to get home (to Boston) & there’s like, 500% humidity, so we’ll catch the end at a bar. So I saw the last couple of innings on TV but have always regretted not going. I made a lot of bad choices when I was young….

ranger_lp said...

Great way to start an inning…smh

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Did they? It's still one out. Annnnnd now they won on Yes.

JM said...

Pretty nice warble.

JM said...

Suzyn interviews Bader. A right guy.

BTR999 said...

A firecracker of a win 🧨🧨🧨🧨

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Did the Master mention his birthday?

AboveAverage said...

Haiku Tuesday - 4th of July Edition

Part Four:
Shuts the Door:

HARRISON BADER
HATED THE TRADE LAST SUMMER
KINDA LIKE IT NOW

JM said...


Suzyn introduced the Master by announcing his birthday. He's 85 now? Wow. Still the best, hope he keeps going as long as he wants.

JM said...

Beauregard did say 85 earlier.

AboveAverage said...

“why thank you Suzyn. I don’t feel a day over 80. However if these damn Yankees were constructed to play better, I wouldn’t feel a day over 58.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Nestor had shirts made for John’s 85th. You too can sport one for $30…

https://rotowear.com/products/team-player-shirt

Kevin said...

I see that Mike Trout is hurt again. He's having a career similar to Mantle. Great, yet almost heartbreaking. Yankee fans would boo him for the injuries, then totally embrace him for eternity. Such is the Fate of the Great athlete. And it's built into the mythos of Mankind.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Trout's a great player. But...is juicing involved? Just wondering.

And at 31, he has already missed some 270 more games than Mantle had at the same age, with more in the offing.

Not a great day for Shohei, either.

The Archangel said...

Hamate bone on Trout.
Those are really bad.
Recovery time is very uncertain, although the report I hear was 6-8 weeks.
Many hitters never fully recover.
It's quite possible he's done for the year.

Kevin said...

Could be juicing, athletes today are guilty until proven innocent.

And yeah, hamate are bad news. Didn't we have a player or two go down a few years back? It pisses me off when something like that slips my mind😡😡