Friday, July 14, 2023

"You might as well be a mensch."

 

I was going to write this post about how Hal Steinbrenner defacing the pinstripes with an advertising patch was something that would, ultimately, hurt the Yankees' brand. That he doesn't understand, and never has understood, that what Yankees fans—enduring Yankees fans, at least—love about this team is its legacy, its history of sustained excellence and class.

The Yankees don't have silly mascots running around the field. Their stadium has not been renamed for a hedge fund or a bank. They are still playing in the Bronx, where they have been for a hundred years now. Their players aren't allowed to cosplay that they are wild mountain men, just come down for the game.

For all the times they have diverged from this legacy—and they have done so far too often under the reign of Hal and his family—the Yankees have still hung on to most of the trappings, at least, of being a class act. It's what keeps many of us coming back, and tuning in.

The trouble is, though, that once you've started talking about "brand," you've already lost. You have already made the conversation about money, and then the discussion is only about how much. And the answer is never enough.

Unless you're desperately hustling to provide for your family—a situation no Steinbrenner has faced in at least 150 years—your life cannot, should not be only about money. In fact, not even then.

You should do class things because they are classy. You should recognize beauty and style and tradition, and honor them, because they are beauty and style and tradition. 

When you've been lucky enough to live your whole life without having to worry about money, you should wake up every day thinking, "How can I make this world better? How can I improve things for my family, the people who work for me, the people who have shelled out all this cash for us? How can I bring a little more joy and beauty into this life?"

As the author Calvin Trillin wrote, quoting his father's favorite phrase, "You might as well be a mensch."

Speaking of fathers. I get it that Hal Steinbrenner probably has a very different perspective on all this because of who he grew up with.

He never seems to smile or laugh, and in almost every picture taken of him you can see the dread, the uncertainty. It must have been no picnic growing up with George Steinbrenner—or the Yankees, George's main toy and obsession. 

You must have very mixed feelings—to say the least—about having inherited this team. A desire to outdo your dad and not repeat his mistakes, in one compartment of your brain; a wish that you could just chuck the whole stupid thing, in another. 

In fact, I question whether any of this is really about money at all.

Some of Hal's most enraging and baffling decisions—his making us chase all over the television and the internet for Yankees games, his voting against raising the salary cap; this very decision to plaster a cheap advertising patch on the Yanks' beloved uniforms—were instigated by that merry band of thieves that call themselves MLB.

The inescapable conclusion is that Hal Steinbrenner would like to have some friends. (A need that could account for the longevity of Brian Cashman, as well.)

Again, that's completely understandable, for someone who grew up under George Steinbrenner. And old George, it sounds like, was bullied and terrorized by his father as well, who I'm sure was terrorized by his father, and on and on, back to the beginning of all Steinbrenner's. Such is the story of the world.

Sooner or later, you have to break the chain. Sooner or later, you have to put aside childhood terrors, and do the right thing, and if keeping the Yankee pinstripe free of commercials is not a big right thing, well, it's a start. 

Sooner or later, you might as well be a mensch.


21 comments:

BTR999 said...

Elitist prick. There, I said it.

Mildred Lopez said...


Starr spelled backwards...

Mildred Lopez said...

Jeff Passon yesterday:

“The Yankees will probably be the most significant players in the Ohtani sweepstakes if LAA trades him. They are serious”

Passon ain't no whooer. Still though

AboveAverage said...
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AboveAverage said...

Great post - - - - allow me please to add that I also glean a deeply repressed under current of aching misery in Hal.

Perhaps all this hated and disgust and negativity we have for him is only adding to the problem.

And we all know that his problem, his HUGE PROBLEM, becomes our problem.

For all we know, all of the questionable moves that have been made over the past decade or so is Hal secretly acting out against all of us here at IIHIIFIIC.

Whilst it feels grand ("everything is perfect, everything is grand, we have the whole wide world in the palm of our hand") for all of us to daily shovel a circuses worth of captive animal dung onto Hal, perhaps what he truly needs, what he desperately desires is:

- a little bit of L O V E -

A hug, a smile, a wink - perhaps a manly fist bump and a smile. Maybe even a calliope of kind words and praise. Well-wishing him to do good, to feel better, to be better and channel all of this genuine, new found positivity into our beloved team, his world-class jewel of a franchise......


THE NEW YORK YANKEES!


LOVE may be the ANSWER!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

HAL couldn't give two of his polo pony's shits about how we feel. The only sports he's discussing is FIFA with Robert Kraft. That and what the in decorating colors are in billionaire yachts this year.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimdobson/2023/06/25/inside-the-annual-summer-camp-for-billionaires-in-sun-valley-idaho/?sh=5c36f6d66ea2

HoraceClarke66 said...

Thanks, AA—and great avatar, by the by.

I dunno. Maybe we should kidnap him, take him to a cabin in the woods somewhere, get him high, get him the sexual partner of his choosing. Turn his mind around.

Of course, fifty-fifty he'd just hunt us down and kill us all.

AboveAverage said...

HC99

Yeah I really like the Zim avatar - thanks.

I sometimes worry that Cashman IS Hal's sexual partner of his choosing......

BTR999 said...

We’re the ones getting fucked

Rufus T. Firefly said...

AA,

Your hypothesis would explain a lot

AboveAverage said...

RuffT

Everyone is entitled to the sexual partner of their choosing.....

Except perhaps in THAT case.

There must be Bi-Laws somewhere within the MLB rule book against that.

Tampering

Pampering

Whimpering

Simpering

Lets call the hole thing off.

The Hammer of God said...

Is it just me or does HAL in that photo look like he's got a barbed stick up his ass? A very large stick, with many large barbs.

He's another one with no sense of humor. If I was him, I'd have put the patch on the rear end of the Yankee pants, covering the butthole. True, the only advertisers might have been Charmin toilet paper or Preparation H, but it's the principle of the thing that counts.

Alternately, he might have sold the crotch patch to Trojan Condoms. But that's just me.

The Archangel said...

Hal looks like that woodchuck that is trying to figure out if he can cross the street.

ranger_lp said...

I'm sure the problems with the Steingrabbers has some to do with mother issues...

Doug K. said...

Hoss -

Far gelt bakumt men alts, nor keyn sechel nit.

Carl J. Weitz said...

@ Horace: I think you'll have to explain to Hal what a Mensch is. Not the literal meaning but the implied meaning.

@ Doug...That's some crazy Yiddish there. But I think it means " money doesn't buy common sense" or some approximation. Thank God I still remember my German to some degree.

Kevin said...

Hammer, your barbed stick observation is golden. He really is a miserable looking bastard.

Doug K. said...

Carl - Yes that's pretty much spot on.

yowlz said...

It’s true the Yankees have had few mascots in their history, but those of my generation may remember the short lived, Phanatic-rip off “Dandy”

Pkgreenville said...

Insurance company logo on the uniforms? They can’t put the player’s name on the uniform, but they’’ accept ad patches? The venality of it all!

Doctor T said...

Life is simple, if you make it so. Get up in the morning and try to do the right thing. Try to make it to the end of the day, not having done the wrong thing. Make peace with your choices, where circumstances forced your hand. Resolve to correct those mistakes you've made, especially where correctable. Get a good night's sleep and repeat the next day. Say I'm sorry and correct things, when it applies.

As for the Yankees, none of this applies. Cashman makes decisions based on office politics and his own self-preservation. He has no compass, least of all a moral one. Hal does whatever the spreadsheet tells him to and mostly doesn't care. Boone does whatever Cashman tells him to do. (Eventually, this will get to him.) Levine and Trost wouldn't do the right thing if you paid them to do so. Nor would they understand why anyone would or respect those who do. They are sociopathic predators.