It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ Bronx Cheer Edition!

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Tuesday, September 3, 2024

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ Bronx Cheer Edition!

Posted by AboveAverage at 11:38 AM

78 comments:

Piiax said...: Amen, brother.; September 3, 2024 at 1:46 PM
JM said...: We are so, so fucked
Our pitching is simply crap
Judge and Soto slump; September 3, 2024 at 3:01 PM
acrilly said...: trust me on this one
Jazz triple slash is better
than Justice ‘00; September 3, 2024 at 4:50 PM
acrilly said...: Jazz, Rizzo and Duke
Could be a Cuban trio
Ahh, not such sweet notes; September 3, 2024 at 4:54 PM
acrilly said...: Like a misfit toy
he bobs the bench like a cork
it’s DJ, he’s benched; September 3, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Dominguez is in
Scranton. Verdugo is in
left field. Fuck Cashman.; September 3, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Is this a haiku?
Can you say fuck you Ca$hole?
I know we all can.; September 3, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: JM speaks the truth
Just another Ca$h fuck up
Please sell the team HAL; September 3, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I'm using notepad
To count all the syllables
I are engineer; September 3, 2024 at 6:48 PM
13bit said...: Rufus runs amok
Brian Cashman is a schmuck.
Hal and Boone don’t care.; September 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Enjoy the rat feces
Don't forget to tip servers
Pizza rat takes cash; September 3, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 3, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: mr. bit, our muse
we come here to feel better
but we rarely do; September 3, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: (I need a syllable counter); September 3, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: What time is the game?
How can Boone fuck up this one?
Only the Shadow knows.; September 3, 2024 at 6:58 PM
AboveAverage said...: 🤣; September 3, 2024 at 7:04 PM
AboveAverage said...: Roses aren’t red
And violets aren’t blue
But the Yankees stink; September 3, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Is this the game thread?
Or just for saying fuck HAL?
Asking for a friend.; September 3, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I am sorry but,
That was my best fucking post
Since Hart started this...; September 3, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 3, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: God bless you Duque,
You have truly blessed us
with this great website; September 3, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Missing wordage count
I can sometimes be stupid
at least we are here; September 3, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Not looking at game
Rodon suckering us all
It will not end well; September 3, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: No place for Jasson
Verdugo grounds to second
Yet another time; September 3, 2024 at 9:19 PM
AboveAverage said...: Rufus what about another haiku?; September 3, 2024 at 9:27 PM
JM said...: Mr. Haney rolls
We just cannot hit Cy Young
Glad he's out of there; September 3, 2024 at 9:48 PM
JM said...: Jazz and Volpe hit
Double steal is just a balk
Trevino sucks ass; September 3, 2024 at 9:50 PM
JM said...: Boone righty lefty
What a stupid schmuck he is
But Vertigo hits!; September 3, 2024 at 9:53 PM
JM said...: Trevino again
But then we could not play Wells
Boone righty lefty; September 3, 2024 at 10:22 PM
JM said...: DJ botches play
Texas lights are far too bright
Rizzo rides the bench; September 3, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Copelius said...: LeMahieu cannot
Even field a routine play
cut your losses Hal; September 3, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Kevin said...: Nice play Gleybor; September 3, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Copelius said...: Gleyber lazily
stabs at a double play ball
Please don't bring him back; September 3, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: bitty loves us all
and we know winnie does too
and we love this blog; September 3, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Kevin said...: Needs to go!; September 3, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I hate management
I mean Yankees front office
fuck them all to hell; September 3, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Good night to all youz
It's too late to be awake
Get us a closer; September 3, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Kevin said...: Tim Hill in the eighth, bases loaded. Man what a bullpen....; September 3, 2024 at 10:40 PM
JM said...: Those two runs are all Gleyber. Clown.; September 3, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: Holmes will pitch the ninth
To hold a mere one run lead
Pineapples for all; September 3, 2024 at 10:45 PM
JM said...: Not that the bullpen is at all reliable.

And NOW Rizzo. Boone is an embarrassment.; September 3, 2024 at 10:46 PM
JM said...: Hinkey speaks the truth
Holmes is not a real closer
One run game, we're dead; September 3, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Kevin said...: I guess the pinch runner felt a bit of the old pressure. Second base was there for him...; September 3, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Mildred Lopez said...: Oh christ; September 3, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Kevin said...: Cabrera just made a play that Torres would have never thought of, the ol' backup play.; September 3, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Kevin said...: Nervous. Not what you want in your closer; September 3, 2024 at 11:07 PM
JM said...: Fucking Holmes is blowing another one. Great job.; September 3, 2024 at 11:09 PM
BernBabyBern said...: Nothing is easy;
Man, I miss Mariano
We can't count on Holmes; September 3, 2024 at 11:09 PM
JM said...: Poetic and sad, Bern.; September 3, 2024 at 11:10 PM
AboveAverage said...: S. U. C. K. S.; September 3, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Mildred Lopez said...: Just give up the walk-off, send us all off to bed; September 3, 2024 at 11:11 PM
JM said...: And there it is. Grand salami.

Holmes is terrible.; September 3, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Mildred Lopez said...: I didn't really mean that; September 3, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Kevin said...: I've watched fewer games this year than I've have since my teens. I can fully appreciate why you guys hate The Holmes so much. FUCK!!!!!; September 3, 2024 at 11:12 PM
BernBabyBern said...: If Holmes is closer
when the postseason arrives,
we are fucking toast; September 3, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Kevin said...: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCK HOLMES, HAL, AND ESPECIALLY CASHMAN; September 3, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Ken of Brooklyn said...: ALL ABOARD THE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!!!! This MUST be the last time Holmes closes, URRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!; September 3, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Kevin said...: This team is two bats and two bullpen arms short. This game was truly emblematic.; September 3, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Copelius said...: Clay Holmes shits the bed
Gleyber already shat it
LeMahieu shat first; September 3, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: Holmes does it again.
He is hopeless, as are we:
Boone won’t pull the plug.; September 3, 2024 at 11:17 PM
BTR999 said...: So fucking sick of having to watch Holmes. He doesn’t have the arm or the temperament to close. Did you see how far his pitches were out of the strike zone? I also had the misfortune to hear Kay today, squealing like the pig he so closely resembles, as he ripped fans who dared criticize the mighty Yankees. A shill? He’s a fucking whore, paid to fuck, with our minds. Hope the stumble the recast of the way and miss the playoffs. They deserve it.; September 3, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Publius said...: Not The Verdugo Flop in Baltimore, but Top 5?; September 3, 2024 at 11:22 PM
13bit said...: Copelius for the haiku win!; September 3, 2024 at 11:22 PM
BTR999 said...: The fuck is the point of having a guy who is solely a PR if he isn’t going to run?; September 3, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Publius said...: After a steady stream of "sinkers in the dirt" that Trevino blocked, Shackil described a "sinker up". I chuckled. Of course it ended that way.; September 3, 2024 at 11:24 PM
BTR999 said...: Thought the same! Torres would’ve been 20 ft away playing pocket pool.; September 3, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Mildred Lopez said...: "Stuff's there. He's throwing the ball well." Jesus of Nazareth Boone is a fucking idiot; September 3, 2024 at 11:31 PM
BernBabyBern said...: This is 2022 all over again, right down to Boonie's inane "throwing the ball well" and "getting good swings" pressers; September 3, 2024 at 11:35 PM
AboveAverage said...: Thanks for all the haikus gentlemen - glad it’s been somewhat enjoyably entertaining; September 3, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Publius said...: Did Boonie point out Holmes was a groundball away from getting out of it? That's a favorite of mine.; September 3, 2024 at 11:43 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Worked late and missed the game. Just checked the box score.

BlownSave is a Wonder.

Fuck CashBrain. Fuck Boone.; September 4, 2024 at 1:32 AM
TheWinWarblist said...: League leading 11th blown save. I haven't been blown this much since I was newly divorced.; September 4, 2024 at 1:36 AM
AboveAverage said...: there are more coming; September 4, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Copelius said...: Thank you. I'd rather the Yankees win the series tomorrow.; September 4, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Joe of AZ said...: 11 BLOWN SAVES....get him the fuck off the role; September 4, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Doug K. said...: Late to the party
I laughed when Clay Holmes blew it.
Serenity Now!; September 4, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Piiax said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 4, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Piiax said...: Should we have peace and no hope, or hope and no peace.
H&C&B are doing us the rope-a-dope. Dope, dope.; September 4, 2024 at 8:54 AM

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