Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Tonight, tonight won't be just any night

I knew John was coming back for the playoffs, but this past weekend when Michael Kay offhandedly said that the Voice would also be broadcasting the Orioles series, like we all knew it, I practically filthied myself!!

Oh! Speaking of Michael Kay, when Judge homered Sunday he said, "the captain just crunched one!" I think he's turning into John, or trying to.  


40 comments:

JM said...

I knew John Sterling, and Michael Kay is no John Sterling.

Ricky Riccardo is as close as we get.

AboveAverage said...
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AboveAverage said...

I vote for Rickey
Enjoyed listening to him
Give him the damn job!

JM said...

Still few haikus here
Jerry, what's the story?
Wind and tumbleweeds

13bit said...

"What's the story, Jerry?" Fond memories of JGE Electronics...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Can't hear the Master
Sync with sirius just sucks
Have to endure Kay.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Tell me, did Gleyber
See an optometrist or
a psychiatrist?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Henderson or Ricardo?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

It's Haiku Tuesday
It means I have to count
Alcohol don't help

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I haven't really
Been paying much attention
Schmidt really back yet?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Clean up aisle three
Stang has had an accident
Someone change his shorts

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Au contraire mon frere!
I seem to be alone now
Wine is still my friend

JM said...

Judge!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

He's a good player
Better than that O-tan-ee
Yankees should keep him

AboveAverage said...

Judge and John Sterling
They are the best if the best
Ohtani . . . . SIT DOWN!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Signing off for now
I'm sitting down for dinner
Chicken marsala

JM said...

Vertigo just sucks
Nobody can deny
He is a drag, man

JM said...

DP by the clown
I thought that would happen
What a waste of space

JM said...

Mayza. Waving the white flag.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Where's the fucking bunt?
Would have been useful, but no
Had to grind up worms

JM said...

Why is Mayza still pitching? And Leiter warming up? Fucking Boone.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

OK I have to ask
But, who the fuck is Mayza?
Probably trash heap.

JM said...

Yes indeed he was
He was a good Blue Jay
Then cut when he sucked

JM said...

Why?????

Hinkey Haines said...

Six straight losses loom.
Welcome to the wild card round.
And early winter.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Did anyone launder
Stangs poop filled underwear?
I know that I won't

AboveAverage said...

Fragrant and Smelly
Something stinks in the Bronx, right?
So what else is New?

Hinkey Haines said...

Mystique and Aura
Have left the building, my friends.
You can smell what’s left.

JM said...

And Torres fucks up on the basepaths again. Again.

ranger_lp said...

We’ve had Gleyber all these years and he still doesn’t know how to run the bases…

Pocono Steve said...

Gleyber gives, Gleyber takes away.

Doug K. said...

GLEYBER'S GOTTA GLEYBER. Just a reminder of who he really is lest we think he's turned a corner.

JM said...

So stupid.

JM said...

Stanton wears the golden sombrero. Torres screwing up changed the game.

JM said...

No divisional championship today.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

One down, five to go
They can surely lose them all
Our NY Yankees!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Oh, Indians win
They'll blow that fucking lead too!
I hate management

AboveAverage said...

Baseball ain’t the same
It kinda feels different
Can Boone even sleep?

Stang said...

Still waiting

AboveAverage said...

I am at peace, dewd
Yankees Win, Yankees Lose, Yeah
One must rise above