I knew John was coming back for the playoffs, but this past weekend when Michael Kay offhandedly said that the Voice would also be broadcasting the Orioles series, like we all knew it, I practically filthied myself!!
Oh! Speaking of Michael Kay, when Judge homered Sunday he said, "the captain just crunched one!" I think he's turning into John, or trying to.
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I knew John Sterling, and Michael Kay is no John Sterling.
Ricky Riccardo is as close as we get.
I vote for Rickey
Enjoyed listening to him
Give him the damn job!
Still few haikus here
Jerry, what's the story?
Wind and tumbleweeds
"What's the story, Jerry?" Fond memories of JGE Electronics...
Can't hear the Master
Sync with sirius just sucks
Have to endure Kay.
Tell me, did Gleyber
See an optometrist or
a psychiatrist?
Henderson or Ricardo?
It's Haiku Tuesday
It means I have to count
Alcohol don't help
I haven't really
Been paying much attention
Schmidt really back yet?
Clean up aisle three
Stang has had an accident
Someone change his shorts
Au contraire mon frere!
I seem to be alone now
Wine is still my friend
Judge!!
He's a good player
Better than that O-tan-ee
Yankees should keep him
Judge and John Sterling
They are the best if the best
Ohtani . . . . SIT DOWN!
Signing off for now
I'm sitting down for dinner
Chicken marsala
Vertigo just sucks
Nobody can deny
He is a drag, man
DP by the clown
I thought that would happen
What a waste of space
Mayza. Waving the white flag.
Where's the fucking bunt?
Would have been useful, but no
Had to grind up worms
Why is Mayza still pitching? And Leiter warming up? Fucking Boone.
OK I have to ask
But, who the fuck is Mayza?
Probably trash heap.
Yes indeed he was
He was a good Blue Jay
Then cut when he sucked
Why?????
Six straight losses loom.
Welcome to the wild card round.
And early winter.
Did anyone launder
Stangs poop filled underwear?
I know that I won't
Fragrant and Smelly
Something stinks in the Bronx, right?
So what else is New?
Mystique and Aura
Have left the building, my friends.
You can smell what’s left.
And Torres fucks up on the basepaths again. Again.
We’ve had Gleyber all these years and he still doesn’t know how to run the bases…
Gleyber gives, Gleyber takes away.
GLEYBER'S GOTTA GLEYBER. Just a reminder of who he really is lest we think he's turned a corner.
So stupid.
Stanton wears the golden sombrero. Torres screwing up changed the game.
No divisional championship today.
One down, five to go
They can surely lose them all
Our NY Yankees!
Oh, Indians win
They'll blow that fucking lead too!
I hate management
Baseball ain’t the same
It kinda feels different
Can Boone even sleep?
Still waiting
I am at peace, dewd
Yankees Win, Yankees Lose, Yeah
One must rise above
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