Tuesday, September 17, 2024

An Above Average Haiku ~ What are you, fΩ©king naive or something....? ~ Edition!


 

33 comments:

acrilly said...

Oh how I fret thee
Like Scylla and Charybdis.
Hal and Pal are shite.

Doug K. said...

No late night for me.
Lost too much sleep already.
Since two-thousand-nine.

AboveAverage said...

HaHaHa - NICE!

AboveAverage said...

Uhm, like, ahh, you know
Its all right in front of us
maybe we should duck

JM said...

Nothing matters more
Than Hal and Pal feel good
Results do not count

JM said...

You am educated, I see.

Copelius said...

The Yanks are out west
It is where I hang my hat
Timing never works

Piiax said...
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Piiax said...

Fair or foul?
For whom the bell tolls,
Not for Hal
or Pal,
Forever zeroed summed...
up?
No, down.

Doug K. said...

This comment removed
Was it clever? Funny? Wise?
You will never know.

acrilly said...

allegedly

Piiax said...

Just a little editing.

JM said...

Provocative post
Mystery deletion
Readers can only guess

AboveAverage said...

I want Lobster Tails
Not sewage Boba Milk Tea
Ewwww, and its chewy

Publius said...

Starting Pitcher Five
Is supposed to be the ace
Boston chirps, he shrinks

Rufus T. Firefly said...

^

13bit said...

Getting into bed
Is baseball on the west coast?
Nighttime erection



Rufus T. Firefly said...

mr. bit, bed is the best place to have an erection.

China is the worst place to have flea erections.

--- Emily Litella

BTR999 said...

Wow, that Seattle LF should took his time going after Judge’s double.
We’ll probably trade for him next winter

BTR999 said...

Gil not looking sharp in the 1st inning

Platoni said...

Soto in Seattle
Smashing one on all thirty
Congrats Juanito!

Copelius said...

Checking the scoreboard
Giants giving an assist
Magic number 8

AboveAverage said...

We smell really fresh
Airwick Solid is my Pal
Oakland smells Funky

Kevin said...

Generational Soto has looked bad, bad, bad in the field as the year has worn on. WTF, counting his money, thinking about his hitting? What will he be like in five years? Miguel Cabrera at first base? IDK, but he scares the he'll out of me.

BTR999 said...

Worth staying up for

HoraceClarke66 said...

So what are you saying, 999?

HoraceClarke66 said...

All right, I'll do it. The Yankees win! THUHHHUHHHH YANKEES! WIN!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Soto tonight with his 40th homer of the year, 200th of his career, and at least one in all 30 major-league parks. He's still 25. Oh, and he and Judge are now the only Yankees duo beside Ruth & Gehrig (1927, 1930, 1931), and Mantle and Maris (1961) to both hit over 40 home runs in the same season.

Also, The Martian with a shot. Our potential Big Three OF with two homers, a double, and 6 ribbies tonight.

Copelius said...

Why does it seem like the Martian is taking more ABs from Stanton than Verdugo.

HoraceClarke66 said...

I know. How is it possible that Vertigo is STILL in the lineup?

Pocono Steve said...

Well, I slept through that
as I do all West Coast games.
Onward and upward.

JM said...

Yes. He looks terrible. A glaring problem for the postseason.

edb said...

For me, I do not like the morons who run the show. Against The Mariners, the moron manager brought in Holmes and what did he get, another blown save. No worries, the same result will happen in the playoffs.