Enough of the debate.
There is a way to deal with the return of Juan Soto.
We all know what it is.
The Big Papi Farewell Treatment.
Moonings.
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Maybe…..MAYBE Mr Soto should call Dr Believe.
Under a raging Juan (courtesy Roger Daltrey, with apologies to Keith Moon, who I think would've found this funny; cue the maniacal laughter):
Do you remember me?
Cause I remember you
Yeah you hit home runs
When the dream came true
When my blood ran high--
I can hear it now
All my life I will remember Juan
(Under a raging moon)
For this moment he was born to hit
(Under a raging moon)
It ended all too soon
Under a raging moon
Or buy one of these...
https://fr.darryring.com/wedding-rings/believe-collection-417099785722346?setMaterialId=M15002
Fuck Soto and the slimy billionaire he road in on.
Wait. Moon Soto? I have an idea...
Shades of the Jimmy Fallon Show.
Ladies and Gents, here is El Duque, a singin' and a playin' his gui-tah!:
I had a bat-tah
Juan Soto was his name (do-do-do)
Since he left me
I've nev-vuh been the same (do-do-do)
Ohhhhhhh So-to
Juan So-to
Ohhhhhhh So-to
Juan So-to
JUST KIDDING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL
Time is really flying for me now. I can't believe that the hated Papi last played in 2016. Nine years used to be a long time!
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