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BARRY BARRY
Barry, Barry, quite contrary
How does your body grow?
With "the cream" and "the clear" twelve times a year,
And testicles high in tow.
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Barry, Barry, quite millionary,
How do you bring such awe?
With growth hormones and testosterone,
And breasts that need a bra.
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Barry, Barry, quite extraordinary,
Why do you take such risks?
With urine purges and roidal urges,
And records with asterisks.
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2 comments:
Barry shrinks so much balls
Duque duque oh so wary?
You doubt what I have said
For bulging arms and feminine charms
Is just my middle-aged spread.
Duque duque such the skeptic
Quotes “stag” refrain in jest.
He will recall that through it all
I have never failed a test!
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