Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Gagne With a Spoon

True, the Red Socks scored Gagne before the deadline. We got Wilson Doublemint.

But consider this:

1. Scott Proctor is gone.

2. Kyle Farnsworth is going.

3. We did not trade the next generation for two months of a Texas Ranger cast-off.

4. We still have Tyler "The Yankee" Clipper, Joba "the Hutt" Chamberlain, Ian "the President" Kennedy and Philip "the Franchise" Hughes.

5. We won last night.

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, EDWAR RAMIREZ,
OUR NATION TURNS ITS LONELY EYES TO YOU.

5 comments:

Farnsworthless said...

Procter. Gone-yay.

Stang said...

Let the Red Socks pay Gagne's medical bills.

Anonymous said...

Alphonso said -


Excuse me, superfrank, but if you have been reading the comments of Alphonso , you would know exactly where Edwar is and what he is doing. Also, how he is doing. I suggest you start reading the more insightful materials on this blog, mostly provided by said Alphonso.

Stang said...

Alphonso,

I read and memorize every word you write, and I recite them to others. Please address your valid complaint to El Duque, the author of the post.

Anonymous said...

Apology to Superdog:

Oops. Sorry about that,
Super( weiner)stein.

But El Duque never reads...he just writes.

What's a club member to do?

Maybe if I sent him a bus ticket to southern Mexico, he could see for himself how Edwar is re-habbing himself.