How can anybody expect Joe Torre to win a pennant with only 13 pitchers on the 25-man roster? It's ridiculous.
Count them: Andy. Rocket. Wang. Mariano. Moose. Iggy. Ramirez. Bruney. Farnsworth. Vizciano. Proctor. Myers. Villone. That's only 13!
To navigate the Yankee clipper ship, Joe needs at least three more arms.
Replace Miggy, Kevin Thompson & Wil Nieves with pitchers.
That’ll give us 16, six more than other MLB teams. We'll have a starting nine, and Puppet Master Joe can work his batter-to-batter magic spells from the dugout.
What you waiting for? ARM THE BOMBERS.
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Also: more catchers. There's no reason to make Nieves catch every Mussina start when he could DH in half of those games. You don't want to wear him out by mid-August, just when the pennant race is starting to heat up.
Don't even think about such things as Nieves getting hurt. You might jinx us.
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