Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Literary Corner

"Ode to the 'Pen"


Farnsworth, Myers, Proctor: O, doctor.
How low can our spirits go?
We’re leading by nine in the last of the sixth.
And we’ll probably have to use Mo.


Farnsworth, Myers, Proctor, O, doctor.
Somebody pass me the Draino.
Our nine-run lead is now down to two.
And, O, God! Here comes Vizcaino.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tie game, here's Kyle
Now we're down one to two.