Wednesday, July 25, 2007

HOLD... THAT... LEASH: Atlanta Falcons Cheerleaders Excited About New Chants & Fight Songs

During this brief interlude from the pennant race, a look at some of the great cheers in store:


Hey, hey! Whaddaya say!
Twist its neck the other way!
Hey, hey, sis-boom-bah!
Rid that collie of its paw!
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On you Dachshund, on you Dachshund!
Lunge right for that spine,
Tear that spaniel’s neck to shreds,
Rip him a new behind.
CHEW-CHEW-CHEW-
On Rottweiler, on Rottweiler!
Bark just like you bite,
Fight, wieners, fight
And you’ll get fed tonight.
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Two bits, four bits, six bits, dollar.
All for Atlanta, RIP OFF YOUR COLLAR!
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Put ‘em to sleep!
Put ‘em to sleep!
LONNNNNNG, SLEEP!
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Sic’em. Sic’em! Rip ‘em up!
THEN SEND IN ANOTHER PUP!
Sic’em, sic’em! Rip his gut!
THEN SEND IN ANOTHER MUTT!
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That's OK, that's all right!
C'mon, Snoopy,
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
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Cheer, cheer, our old neutered Dane,
Tearing the skull, exposing the brain,
Send a howling yelp on high,
Bite off a leg, and spit the thigh... poor Fido-
We never holler, we never brag,
We’ll send you home a new doggie bag,
While our rabid hounds are growling
Onward to victory.
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We’re Atlanta Falcons!
And no one could be prouder!
And if you ya’ don’t believe us,
WE'LL SERVE YOUR DOG AS CHOWDER!
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Bite 'em again!
Bite 'em again!
HARDER, HARDER.
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Knuckle down, dear Spotty, muzzle down!
You can live, dear Spotty, if you put him down.
Rip into his back,
Like a Scooby Snack!
You can live, dear Spotty, if you only knuckle down!

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