Monday, July 2, 2007

Our Special Specialist

spe·cial·ist /[spesh-uh-list] noun: "a person who devotes himself or herself to one subject or to one particular branch of a subject or pursuit."
When Joe Torre faces a tough left-handed bat, he turns to his bullpen southpaw specialist, Mike Myers!
And this year, the crafty sidearmer has performed at a level unsurpassed by any Yankee.
Left-handed batters are hitting a measily .321 against Mike. That's the highest average they've compiled against any Yankee pitcher on the team!
In his combined 12 innings of pitching to lefties, he's given up 17 hits and 8 walks.
Congratulations, Mike. And thanks for being so special!

1 comment:

Stang said...

I like Mike because his entrance music is the Halloween theme!