Red Sox fan Irma K ( name witheld ) raced into the Fenway outfield to plant a buss on future Hall of Famer, Jacoby Ellsbury, and came away with "licorice lips."
Spitting and wiping her mouth with beer and hot dog rolls, Irma wretched onto the roof of the Bosox dugout.
"He's not my hero , anymore. I'm permanently tainted, said the young lassie from Deham, Mass.
" Yuchhh."
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That's Marilyn Manson, you drunken coot!
Is there no room for editorial license?
I don't know anyone popular.
I thought Marilyn Manson was in Prison for all those killings in California Or is that a different Marilyn?
And, yes, I often partake of fine Mexican beers. tacos and tequila.
As Dick Cheny would say, " so what?"
It's Marilyn MASON who's in prison for murdering Cole Porter.
I looked at that photo again and think it might be Melvin Manson, actually.
And it was Miles Davis who first said, "So What," famously.
Get with it, Pops!
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