The commissioner's office is investigating the circumstances of Manny's final hours with the Red Sox. The Globe has learned (from a source with direct knowledge of the inquiry) that Bud Selig directed Major League Baseball executive vice president Rob Manfred to contact all parties for an explanation of how things unfolded around last week's trading deadline.
They wuz robbed by that dirty rotten, uhm, foul, stinking, rotten scumbag... SCOTT BORAS.
He turned Manny into a shirker. Together, the fiends deceived not only the good and just Redsock Nation, but the God of the New Testament.
I'm telling you, this bigger than the Area 51 coverup! This is worse than Attica! This is dogs and cats, living together! Somebody's gotta go to jail!
Call Senator Mitchell! They wuz robbed!
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