When we see Doogie Howser ...
the Yankees see that surly Dr. House guy!
When we see that little cherub Opie ...
The Yankees see mean 'ol Scut Farkus!
When we see Cute Little Barney ...
the Yankees see Tokyo's Worst Nightmare: Megalon!
When we see Adorable Crooner Pat Boone ...
the Yankees see Elvis!
When we see George Custer ...
The Yankees see the Battling Bastard George Patton!
When we see Olive Oyle ...
The Yankees see Wonder Woman!
And when we see Adam Everett ...
The Yankees see Adam "Eff-in" Everett!
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Post of the Year. No question. I'm putting in my papers for retirement.
I just acquired a new fear of Mt. Everett. Absolutely hilarious!
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