Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Track IPK's Bus!

Our informants at the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre bus depot have confirmed that Ian Kennedy boarded a Frank Martz Coach Co. bus at 4:37 p.m. ... destination ANAHEIM!

Access what we believe to be the route he'll take here!

Stay tuned for continuing coverage of this breaking story as developments warrant!

4 comments:

michael kei said...

I'll drive out to I-80 and try to hitchhike in a few hours. And wait... is it just him and a bunch of balls?

I'm Bill White said...

A Frank Martz spokesman says that this is a regularly scheduled Scranton-Anaheim route, and that IPK is one of 29 passengers on board. The company regrets that the vehicle's lavoratory is out of order.

michael kei said...

Fill up those bottles Ike!

Anonymous said...

Should we be worried that Ian alsohas a return ticket on the bus?

The Mexican authorities will grant him a free stop over at my place in Southern Mexico ( the dirt field, independent league )if he bombs.

I've already ordered him a shooter, with a little salt and lime.

It'll be good to have another Yanqui down here for a while.