Good news for the Yankees, if they're looking for free agents next year, by way of Sarah Palin's interview today with Flagpin Gibson.
GIBSON: And under the NATO treaty, wouldn't we then have to go to war if Russia went into Georgia?
PALIN: Definitely! I mean, du-uh? Jumpin' junnipers, Charlie, for them to invade Georgia, that'd be crazy. My Aunt Phyllis is from Macon. No way do they take Georgia!
Now, don't get me wrong, I didn't like the things I heard about that Michael Vick character in Atlanta. If you're asking my views about raising dogs to kill each other, well, it's wrong. I don't care what the Democrats say. It's wrong.
But heck, you can't hold it against the whole state. There's a lot of people in Georgia who don't raise... wait... this is a trick question, right? They told me to watch out for you. OK, to invade Georgia, they have to go through South Carolina, am I right? You're shaking your head. Ha. Well, I'm gonna say right now, before they ever set foot in Georgia, I'll be on them like a can of Deet. Hey, I should use that: I'm the can of Deet candidate!
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Finally, the country has come to accept what I have always been saying; all it takes to be President of today's United states is a breathing human being, born on our turf, who is 35 or older.
Luckily, ours is a very uncomplicated world. Let's all get a high powered rifle and shoot animals in their sleep.
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