Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors If Breast Milk is Used

PETA -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals -- wants Ben & Jerry's -- the people who gave us Cherry Garcia -- to make its ice cream from breast milk.

Well, why the hell not?

Think of these delicious flavors.

Juggernut

Halleberrry

Boobies’n Cream

Dolly Parfait

Death by Gazongas

Britney Spearmint

Marshmallow Teat

Melon Monroe

Reese’s Peanut Butter D-Cup

Lindsay Lemon

Colostrum Cobbler

La Leche Lime

Barvarian Wetnurse Crunch

Raquel Road

Silicone Swirl

Cantaloupe Custard

Bananamala Anderson