New York, NY--IIH, IIF, IIc has learned that a group of political scientists are poised to eliminate the Yankees from the playoffs before that event is a mathematical certainty.
Inspired by the "race to be first" by states in the lead-up to the 2008 presidential primaries, and emboldened by the Florida recount-fever that gripped the nation eight years ago, the political scientists also cite shrinking departmental budgets and a more photogenic stable of professors than the average mathematician for the move.
A spokesperson said "there is no reason why the sportscasters can't say 'the Yankees are eliminated as a matter of political science' instead of just trotting out 'mathematically eliminated' for the millionth time."
"I mean, c'mon. They sure look done," the spokesperson said. "And math is boring."
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Political Scientists Discussing Imminent Elimination of Yankees from Playoffs in Bid to Beat Mathematicians to the Punch
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