MINNESOTA _ In a shocking disclosure Monday, the daughter of Alaska Governor/GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin was revealed to be troubled New York Yankee pitching prospect Ian Kennedy.
"We knew Kennedy throws like a girl," a GOP vetting committee spokesman said. "But for once, I can't lie. This one caught us by surprise."
Kennedy/Palin, currently pitching for Scranton/Wilkes Barre of the Triple A International League, was said to be in birthing class and could not be reached for comment.
But First Lady Laura Bush warned that sports bloggers should "watch what they blog" about the young Yankee pitcher, who would have been traded for Johan Santana last winter had she not been busy testing hair streak colors during a four-month fantasy romance with actor Wilmer Valderrama.
Still uncertain is whether Palin/Kennedy is pregnant. If so, it's unlikely she will be called up to the Yankees this month for her "cup of coffee."
Caffiene could hurt baby.
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This site continues to amaze me.
Ted Kennedy
(Ian's illegitimate, bastard father)
This proves that Alphonso was right.
McCain is a zen master. Makes Yoda look like Pee Wee Herman.
He is too wise to be president of our country. He should run for Duke of the Galaxy.
Awesome!
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