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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Should We Bother to Learn to Spell the name Albaladejo?

Jonathan Albawhatever.

He comes into the 9th, and thank God we have a 7-run lead. He can't get three outs.

In fact, one of the two outs he managed was a shot to the outfield wall.

We end up using Mariano.

Repeat: We have a 7-run lead in the 9th, and we end up using Mariano.

A 7-run lead in the 9th... and we end up using Mariano.

Seven run lead in the 9th...

Mariano.

Seven. Nine. Mariano.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw you delete this

Stang said...

Trick him into saying it backwards and maybe he'll disappear.

She-Fan said...

Girardi calls him "Albie," which is eerily similar to "Gardy." Not a good omen for either player.

Anonymous said...

Abey?

Alph said...

I noted that he also looked fat and uninterested.

Let's send him down to the Independent Dirt Bag Field League where we found him.

I have some ideas.

At the moment, he would be more usefel as a walking advertisement for the Swine Flu.

Anonymous said...

Why should Albaladejo get special consideration?