Thursday, April 16, 2009

We're Live-Blogging Today's Opener on Slate.com

Posted by el duque at 7:35 AM

Be the first to know what happens... before it happened... as in RIGHT NOW... Go...GO NOW, GO!..

6 comments:

Yankee Shamus said...

2:22 p.m.: I've heard about the luxury boxes. Let's see what they're like. There's a security checkpoint nearby.

2:35 p.m.: Just my luck—I've been chosen for a strip search. Shouldn't be much longer.

2:45 p.m.: Apparently, my background check turned up an unpaid parking ticket from 2002. As soon as the credit card clears, I can return to my seat.



Pure genius, Duque...

April 16, 2009 at 11:14 AM
She-Fan said...

Brilliant as always. Can't wait for the flasher to show himself on the scoreboard.

April 16, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Yankee Shamus said...

Is the flasher A-Rod?

The list of those who could confirm it is small:

1. C-Rod (obvious reasons)

2. Madonna (obvious reasons)

3. She-Fan's husband (Okay, well not... But how about The Bathroom Attendent in the restaurant in Toronto...?)

April 16, 2009 at 12:40 PM
Whitey Fraud said...

The Giant Head can't pronounce "Syracuse." Good thing it wasn't "Skaneateles."

April 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM
el duque said...

I just want it to be known that our live-blog is more upbeat than the actual game is turning out to be.

April 16, 2009 at 4:03 PM
She-Fan said...

Let's see....Do I despise Veras or Marte more?

April 16, 2009 at 4:20 PM

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